The Onion’s Article Titles Are The Best Part
Honestly, I think I enjoy the titles of The Onion articles more than the actual articles. For example:
- Actress’ Abortion Written Into TV Show
- High School Student Council Passes Nonbinding Resolution
- Kindergartner Being Groomed For Line-Leader Position
- Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll
- Anchor Ad-Libs News With 97 Percent Accuracy