Behind The Scenes

The Christmas card poem that didn’t make it:

Greetings Bill and Maria!
I had a great idea
To send you my love via

I’m writing this in a pizzeria
In a galleria in South Korea
I hope I don’t get diarrhea
In their bathroom I could get gonorrhea

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2 Responses to “Behind The Scenes”

  1. Sara Says:

    Boy am I glad my name isn’t Maria…

  2. Will Says:

    Sara Sara
    Bo bara
    Banana nana
    Fo fara
    Me my mo mara
    Sara!

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